For many of us, Amazon is our go-to online shopping for everything ranging from toilet paper to beauty products and cheap clothing. But after tumbling down the rabbit hole, we discovered a whole different side to the e-commerce website.
10 WTF objects you can buy on Amazon.
1. Live Lady Bugs
In many cultures, coming in contact with the ladybug is a sign of good luck, but what happens if you have thousands of these flying creatures swarming around you? Well if you're in the market for an abundance of ladybugs, Amazon has you covered, you can purchase 1500 of these insects in a container to bring you massive amounts of good luck or to keep your garden and crops in pristine condition, which is actually their intended purpose.
2. Frisky Dolphin and Unicorn
What's better than a cheesy graphic of a dolphin and a unicorn? How about a dolphin and a unicorn engaging in some pretty risque behavior? This WTF object we found on Amazon is a cigarette case with the marine animal and the mystical creature in throes of passion. Kinda hot, right? But you can imagine pulling out this case the next time a stranger ask you for a cigarette? Awkward is an understatement.
3. 55 Gallons of Lube
Speaking of risque behavior, this seller has an ungodly amount of lube available at your disposal. You can buy this product by the gallon, 55 gallons to be exact and with the name like "passion lubes", we guess the excessive amount of lubrication will really come in handy during a wild weekend of fun. The seller suggests using this product for a wrestling match or a huge adult party, but basically, the possibilities with this loop are endless.
4. The Gift of Nothing
What do you get the person who has everything? You get them nothing of course! This genius but slightly WTF worthy product is a pile of nothingness. That's right when the package is open, all that's there is good ole' ball of zilch, zip, nada. Instead of stuffing a lump of coal and someone stocking, the gift of nothing is actually the perfect gag present for the holiday season. This really gives a new meaning to the saying "less is more" don't you think?
5. Canned Unicorn Meat
It seems like whenever there's a bizarre object for sale on Amazon, the mystical unicorn always seems to make an appearance. But this product will not only make you shout "WTF" we think it may even induce vomiting, canned unicorn meat is advertised as an "excellent source of sparkles." And although we can't confirm the exact nutritional content of this mysterious meet, one Amazon reviewers said after feeding his guests some of the canned unicorns they began "Tooting rainbows." If you have some more important to be, maybe hold off on the unicorn meat until you're able to chow down on it in the privacy of your own home.
6. Tampon Flask
That time of the month just got a little more bearable never again will you have to waste your hard-earned money on expensive drinks at
a bar or nightclub. This tampon class is the perfect way to conceal your booze during those nights out on the town. A full one ounce of your favorite tequila, vodka, rum, long island ice tea or wine can fit in the flask. And it even comes with a funnel to make pouring easy. Bottoms up!
7. Mut Mullet
Cancel that appointment at the groomers because this next WTF object will ensure your furry friend never has another bad hair day ever again. For pet owners who are a fan of the "business in the front, party in the back" hairstyle, this mullet wig is the answer to their prayers. It's simply a headband with six inches of matted brown hair attached to it. Put it on your dog's head and watch him immediately turn into a rock star! Is that Rod Stewart? Nope! It's just your puppy!
8. Face Blanket
Have you ever experienced the cold winter air wrecking havoc on your delicate face? Well, those days are over thanks to this WTF object he discovered on Amazon. The face blanket doesn't just keep your face nice and toasty; it's also a pretty appropriate mask if you plan on robbing a bank, just kidding. This blanket completely covers your head, but it also comes with also an important breathing hole. Very WTF indeed...
9. Human Body Fat
Those love handles, that double chin and that back fat. Most of us struggle with extra pounds in our bodies, and this Amazon seller wants you to know just exactly what you're toting around all day long. That's right you can purchase your very own pile of human body fat. Sounds pretty gross, doesn't it? The replica fat is equivalent to one pound of fatty tissue. If looking at this glob of fat isn't enough motivation to get your rear in gear, then I don't know what is.
10. Grow Your Own Jesus
And lastly, this WTF product is perfect for the Christian who wants to feel a little bit closer to the Lord. This grow your own Jesus allows you to do just that. Sprout your own Christ in the privacy of your own home. Simply place the product in water, and 72 hours later, the mini-Jesus will grow to be 600% of its original size. That's one way to feel closer to heaven, don't you think?
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